I’m going to teach you a new word.

Plaudits (a noun)
enthusiastic expressions of approval
In an effort to force plaudits from her blog readers, Granola Mom 4 God mailed freshly baked granola to readers who faithfully commented on her blog.
Now it is your turn.
Use “plaudits” in a sentence.

No matter the plaudits, Bubba is absolutely uninterested in potty training.
Your sentence is the ENTIRE reason I wanted to start this new series. I figured that you all would come up with some HUMOROUS sentences! And you made me give a big brew-ha-ha!