I’m Filing a Complaint Against My Cow
I hear it is because you are eating baleage these days. Can you please eat dry hay instead?
Or God will you bring Spring quickly so part of my cow can eat some FRESH green grass?
Or better yet, can you change my taste buds? (Oh, maybe you are. Are you trying to tell me something?) The Hottie would like to think so.
My chai is at stake here. Just thought you might want to know.